I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."— Woody Allen
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."— Woody Allen
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."— Woody Allen
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."— Woody Allen
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."— Woody Allen
"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"— Woody Allen
